Patching jeans upon which my thunder thighs have wrought havoc.
All of my favorite jeans have these giant holes where my inner thighs like to kool aid man my pants. I still wear them in public. XD I should probably patch them but i keep forgetting.
Omg I don’t think a patch would stick! I’ll mail you my pants and you can fix them!
Omg, I’m actually really good at embroidery and stuff. I should get people to mail me their pants and I’ll sew surprise cute things on them and send them back with presents in the pockets.
OH MY GOD AND THEN YOU THINK THEY’RE JUST JEANS AND YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND BAM GLITTER.
Sometimes I walk in on a Tumblr conversation and life is perfect.